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Exposition
01:49
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EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, TO GET YOUR BACKGROUND FIX!
EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, KNOW WHICH CHARACTER IS WHICH!
EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, TO OPEN STORIES RIGHT!
EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, SO YOU START YOUR WRITING RIGHT!
WITHOUT IT THEY WILL SAY
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?"
IS THE QUESTION THEY WILL WONDER
AS THEY ALL SCRATCH THEIR HEADS!
PLOT YOU WOVE WILL LOSE IT'S THREAD.
NOW YOU KNOW OUR STAR'S A WOLF
WHO'S DIFFERENT UNDER HIS FUR,
SO GET READY AND HAVE SOME MORE
EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, TO GET YOUR BACKGROUND FIX!
EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, KNOW WHICH CHARACTER IS WHICH!
EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, TO OPEN STORIES RIGHT!
EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, SO YOU START YOUR WRITING RIGHT!
NOW YOU'RE IN A DIFFERENT WORLD
PLOTS SHALL NOW BE UNFURLED.
STRETCH YOUR ARMS AND GET RELAXED
ENJOY THE SHOW ‘TILL WE GET AXED!
SCENE AFTER HAS OUR LEAD
CLICKING ON HIS COMPUTER
TURN ON YOUR IMAGINATION!
EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, TO GET YOUR BACKGROUND FIX!
EXPOSITION, EXPOSITION, NOW PREPARE TO START THE SHOW!
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MAIBU
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE, WHO LIKED TO DRESS UP LIKE SOMETHING ELSE
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE, WHO THOUGHT THE DRAGON SHOULD SLAY THE PRINCE
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE, WHO DREAMT OF SURFING ON A SEA OF CLOUDS
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE, WHOSE HOBBIES MADE MY PARENTS WINCE
I GUESS I'M NOT AS ALONE AS I THOUGHT, I OUGHT TO GO AND SEE
A CRAZY BUNCH, THE WACKY FEW WHO MIGHT BE JUST LIKE ME
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE, WHO YEARNED FOR A PERM OF SCALES
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY WOLF, WHO SOLD ARTWORK OF DRAGONS BLUSHING
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY WOLF, WHO KNEW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EAST AND WEST DRAGONS
THINK I HAVE SOME BROTHERS, AND DREAMS MY PARENTS LOVE CRUSHING!
I GUESS I'M NOT AS ALONE AS I THOUGHT, I OUGHT TO GO AND SEE
A CRAZY BUNCH, THE WACKY FEW WHO MIGHT BE JUST LIKE ME
LENOH
WHO MIGHT BE JUST LIKE ME.
I AM THE ONLY FOX IN A CAT WHO'S COVERED IN "FAUX" FUR!
THIS FAKE STUFF IS THE FANCY SHAG! GOOD FUR FOR GOOD MONEY!
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE, BUT THEN I LEARNED IT WASN'T RIGHT!
LOTS OF FOLKS ARE LIKE ME! WE MAKE IT COOL TO DRESS FUNNY!
MAIBU
I GUESS I'M NOT AS ALONE AS I THOUGHT, I OUGHT TO GO AND SEE
A CRAZY BUNCH, THE WACKY FEW WHO MIGHT BE JUST LIKE ME
I THOUGHT WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTED TRADE FUR FOR SCALES
I DON’T THINK I’LL BE ALONE ON MY TRAIL.
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Imagine This
01:09
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IMAGINE THIS: THERE'S SHAVED FUR ON THE GROUND
IMAGINE THIS: NEW SCALES STITCHED ALL AROUND.
IMAGINE THIS: TRANSPLANTED VOCAL CORDS
IMAGINE THIS: SPEECH TRAINING ON A DRAGONS ROAR!
IMAGINE THIS: YOU'LL GET TWO WINGS AND NOT MEANT FOR FLYING
YOU'VE GOT COSMETIC DEMANDS, AND HE’S SUPPLYING
FITTING THE OUTSIDE WHAT'S WITHIN
COULD REQUIRE 10 THOUSAND TO BEGIN
THESE SCALIES WEREN'T BORN OVERNIGHT
DOCTORS ABILITIES ARE FINITE!
IMAGINE THIS: PILLS PILLS PILLS EVERYDAY
IMAGINE THIS: NO SURGERY’S RISKLESS, ‘KAY?
IMAGINE THIS: THERE AIN’T NO GOING BACK
IMAGINE THIS: THIS WOLF WILL BE THE FLASHBACK
IMAGINE THIS: YOU'LL GET TWO WINGS AND NOT MEANT FOR FLYING
YOU'VE GOT DEMANDS, AND HE’S SUPPLYING
IT'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT
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AUTUMN
YOU COULD DO IT WITH THE WAY YOU ACT.
THROUGH MUSIC OR A DANCE ATTACK.
BE YOURSELF AND YOU'LL FIND IT ATTRACTS
SEVERAL FURS THAT HAVE A SIMILAR NACK
YOU COULD DO IT WITH A PIECE OF ART!
FIND A DESIGN IN YOUR SHOPPING CART!
MAKE USE OF ALL YOUR GIFTS AND SMARTS
USE YOUR HEAD AND ALWAYS USE YOUR HEART
THERE'S NO ONE WAY TO BE A FURRY
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, YOU COULD NEVER DOUBT IT
THERE'S NO ONE WAY TO BE A FURRY
WHEN YOU DO YOU, YOU CAN NEVER LOSE
MAIBU
I LIKE TO MAKE VIDS
AUTUMN
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYELIDS
MAIBU
THERE'S A THOUSAND WAYS
AUTUMN
TO MAKE BELIEVE LIKE A KID
AUTUMN
EVERY ANSWER IS RIGHT WHEN NO ANSWER IS WRONG!
MAIBU
I COULD DO IT WITH THE WAY I ACT.
THROUGH SOME MUSIC OR A DANCE ATTACK.
BE MYSELF AND I'LL FIND IT ATTRACTS
SEVERAL FURS WHO HAVE A SIMILAR NACK
THERE'S NO ONE WAY TO BE A FURRY
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, YOU COULD NEVER DOUBT IT
THERE'S NO ONE WAY TO BE A FURRY
WHEN YOU DO YOU, YOU CAN NEVER LOSE
I DON'T NEED ANY COSTUME
AUTUMN
NO WAY NO HOW.
MAIBU
I'LL USE WHAT I KNOW
AUTUMN
WHATEVER TIME ALLOWS
MAIBU AND AUTUMN
THERE'S NO ONE WAY TO BE A FURRY
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, YOU COULD NEVER DOUBT IT
THERE'S NO ONE WAY TO BE A FURRY
WHEN YOU DO YOU, YOU CAN NEVER LOSE
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Come & Get Me Trolls
01:42
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DOING WHAT I'M FEELIN’ IS WHAT I FEEL LIKE DOING
IF IT LIFTS MY SPIRIT, I KNOW ITS WORTH PURSUING
DOING WHAT I’M FEELIN’ IS WHAT I FEEL LIKE DOING
IT'S JUST THE WAY I ROLL, COME AND GET ME TROLLS
THOUGH OTHERS MIGHT CRINGE AT ME
I KNOW THAT THEY WANT TO BE
IDEAL LIKE SOME WANNA-BES
I DON'T MIND BEING ME
WHAT'S IDEAL'S INSIDE YOUR MIND
WHAT'S IDEAL'S INSIDE YOUR MIND
WHAT'S IDEAL'S INSIDE YOUR MIND
WHAT'S IDEAL'S INSIDE YOUR
MIND IF I TAKE A POLL?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE IN MY NEXT VIDEO?
I’M HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU. CUZ I’M
DOING WHAT I'M FEELIN’ IS WHAT I FEEL LIKE DOING
IF IT LIFTS MY SPIRIT, THEN I KNOW ITS WORTH PURSUING
DOING WHAT I’M FEELIN’ IS WHAT I FEEL LIKE DOING
IT'S JUST THE WAY I ROLL, COME AND GET ME TROLLS
IT'S JUST THE WAY I ROLL, COME AND GET ME TROLLS
I’M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE.
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6. |
Hugliest Place In Town
01:46
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ONE PAW, TWO PAWS PLACED UPON YOUR BACK
THREE THEN, FOUR MORE, EVERYONE'S RELAXED
AT THE HUGLIEST PLACE IN TOWN
AT THE HUGLIEST PLACE IN TOWN
FAUX FUR, REAL FUR, SCALES AND HORSES HAIR
THOUGH THE FROG SLIME, I DON'T GO THERE
AT THE HUGLIEST PLACE IN TOWN
AT THE HUGLIEST PLACE IN TOWN
WHEN A THOUSAND FURRIES ARE HUGGING
THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE A SOUND!
AND THEY KNOW THAT IT'S A SAFE SPACE FOR THEM
TO BE ACTING LIKE THEMSELVES
AT THE HUGLIEST PLACE IN TOWN
AT THE HUGLIEST PLACE IN TOWN
IF SOMEONE'S MAKING YOU WORRY
IF INTENTIONS SEEM RATHER BLURRY
THEN TELL SECURITY HOW YOU'RE FEELING AND
THEY'LL SECURE WHAT NEEDS SECURING
AT THE HUGLIEST PLACE IN TOWN
AT THE HUGLIEST PLACE IN TOWN
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AUTUMN
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTED FURBIES COULD BE REAL
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD HUG THEM TILL THEY BROKE
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTED MY FACE SHAPED LIKE CHEESE
I KNOW I’M NOT ALONE ON MY TRAIL
MAIBU
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DREW MY IDEAL SELF
AUTUMN
MY CHEESE HEAD
BARON
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO OPENED BOTTLES WITH MY TAIL.
MAIBU
DRAGON’S BLUSH.
LENOH
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY FOX WHO WAS A REALLY COOL COOL CAT
BARON
WITH MY TAIL
LENOH
I KNOW I’M NOT ALONE ON MY TRAIL.
AUTUMN
MY CHEESE HEAD
BARON
GETTING DRUNK
SPALDING
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY SHRINK WHO KNEW HOW TO GET DOWN
EVERYONE
I KNOW I’M NOT ALONE ON MY TRAIL.
AUTUMN
MY WONDERFUL CHEESE HEAD.
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Hey There Trolls
01:14
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HEY THERE TROLLS, CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
HEY THERE TROLLS, WE'RE HAVING A BLAST, JUST PLEASE, DON'T.
HAVING FUN LIKE ANY OTHER NORMAL GUY.
STOP TELLING ME TO STICK SHARP THINGS IN MY EYE!
HEY THERE TROLLS, YOU KNOW YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME CRY.
GOT MY BLOCK KEY AND YOU KNOW THAT I WILL NOT BE SHY!
I DON'T NEED TROLLS AND RUDENESS TO ENTER MY STREAM.
MY FURRY TEAM WILL REPORT WILL REPORT THE MEAN!
HEY THERE FRIENDS, IF YOU'VE BEEN HURT, DON'T YOU BE QUIET.
LET'S COME TOGETHER AND MAKE A TATTLE-TAIL RIOT!
IT'S GOOD TO TELL THE OTHERS OF ANY TORMENT!
IF YOU REPORT YOU CAN STOP HARASSMENT!
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Here's My Story
01:28
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HERE'S MY STORY: I WAS BORN A WOLF CUB AND WAS FED MY BABY GRUB
HERE'S MY STORY: EVERY TIME IN THE BATH I WOULD BE A DRAGON!
I COULD GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW I WAS OFF
HOW I'D MAKE BOTH MY PARENTS COMPLAIN AND THEY'D SCOFF
THEY'D FIGURE IT’S JUST A PHASE THAT I'D SOON GROW OUT OF
AND THEY'D TOLERATE ME WITH LOVE
FRIENDS WOULD FORCE A SMILE AS
I SHOWED THEM ALL OF MY ARTWORK OF BLUSHING DRAGONS
AND SHRUGGING LIKE IT WAS NOTHING.
HERE'S MY STORY: I WAS READY TO UNFOLD BOTH OF MY WINGS
HERE'S MY STORY: THEY WERE INSIDE MY MIND JUST LIKE SO MANY OTHER THINGS!
I WAS TURNING THE PAGE, COMING OF AGE,
AS I MOVED AND DROPPED OUT, TRYING TO SAVE
AND I FOUND AN APARTMENT WITH OTHER DROPOUTS
AND THAT'S HOW I GOT HERE TODAY.
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Wild Toes
03:12
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I REMEMBER WHEN I GRACED UPON THE STAGE
I WAS IN HEAVEN AS MY FEET MADE A HELLISH RAGE
I’D SEE MY HATERS LAUGHING AT MY DANCE
I COULD NOT CARE, AS I FELL INTO MY TRANCE
MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE I WAS IN MY PRIME
I MUST BE WISE WITH HOW I USE THE REST OF MY TIME
MUSTN'T STRAY FROM WHAT I'M MEANT TO DO
ON THAT PODIUM LOOKING DOWN AT THE OTHER TWO
THOUGH NOW IT'S ME, I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO WILL EARN MY PLACE AT THIS CONVENTION
WHICH I’LL DO, WITH MY CHOREO.
BECAUSE MY WILD TOES CAN'T BE CONTROLLED!
BECAUSE MY WILD TOES CAN'T BE CONTROLLED!
THESE PAWS WHICH BROUGHT CROWDS INTO HYPNOSIS
GOT STUCK WRITING EVERY PATIENT’S DIAGNOSIS
I WAS READY TO MAKE ALL THE CROWD SOB
BUT MOM SAID, “NO. DANCING WON'T BE YOUR JOB.”
THOUGH NOW IT'S ME, I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO WILL EARN REVERENCE FROM THIS CONVENTION
WHICH I WILL DO, WITH MY CHOREO.
BECAUSE MY WILD TOES CAN'T BE CONTROLLED!
BECAUSE MY WILD TOES CAN'T BE CONTROLLED!
BEING A THERAPIST MIGHT HAVE MADE ME CRAZY
SITTING DOWN ALL DAY HAS MADE ME LAZY
OUT OF PRACTICE, OUT OF STYLE, OUT OF ENCORES
BUT IN MY HEART I KNOW I'LL DESTROY THE DANCE FLOOR
THOUGH NOW IT'S ME, I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO WILL EARN MY PLACE AT THIS CONVENTION
WHICH I’LL DO, WITH MY CHOREO.
BECAUSE MY WILD TOES CAN'T BE CONTROLLED!
BECAUSE MY WILD TOES CAN'T BE CONTROLLED!
BECAUSE MY WILD TOES CAN'T BE CONTROLLED!
Bring in the next patient, Marian!
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Post Con Depression
01:50
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN TO THIS CON YOU ARE SURE TO HAVE A BALL
SIGHTS OF HUGS AND SMILES AS YOU'RE SMELLING THE LYSOL
CROWDS OF MARCHING ANIMALS IN ONES AND THREES AND TENS
THEN THE CROWDS ARE GONE AND YOU WISH YOU WERE THERE AGAIN
THEN PCD: POST-CON DEPRESSION. NO ONE IS SAFE FROM IT.
YOU'LL SOON HAVE PCD: POST CON DEPRESSION, THEN JUST ONE CURE.
YOU WILL GET REGISTERED FOR NEXT YEAR
YOU CAN GET REGISTERED TO FOR OTHERS TOO.
YOU CAN GET REGISTERED UNTIL THE PAIN IS GONE!
TILL THEN YOU HAVE ME AND I HAVE YOU TO HAVE A BLAST!
I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS THAT YOU EVER THOUGHT TO ASK.
I KNOW WHERE TO GO AND WHO TO SEE AND WHAT TO DO!
THEN THE HOTEL'S EMPTY AND YOU'RE FEELING AWFULLY BLUE.
THEN PCD: POST-CON DEPRESSION. NO ONE IS SAFE FROM IT.
SOON HAVE PCD: POST CON DEPRESSION, THEN JUST ONE CURE.
YOU WILL GET REGISTERED FOR NEXT YEAR
YOU CAN GET REGISTERED TO OTHERS TOO.
YOU CAN GET REGISTERED UNTIL THE PAIN IS GONE!
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Six, Two, One
02:34
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THE RAREST SENSE IS COMMON SENSE
POINT PROVEN AT OUR EXPENSE
IF YOU SMELL A CRUDE INCENSE
FURS HAVE BUT ONE AIR DEFENSE
IT'S ONE RULE, IT'S NOT COMPLEX
THOUGH TO SOME, IT WILL PERPLEX
IT REQUIRES HYGIENE CHECKS
FOOD AND SLEEP ARE WHAT COMES NEXT
SIX, TWO, ONE. ONE WASH, TWO NUMS, SIX HOUR SLUMBER
SIX, TWO, ONE, ONE GOAL OF MINE'S TO REPEAT THIS RHYME
SIX, TWO, ONE, SIX, TWO, ONE
I DIDN'T SING THIS SONG BEFORE TO CON-NEWBS IN THE PAST
THEY DIDN'T HEAR THE WARNINGS NOW THEIR LIVES HAVE SIMPLY CRASHED
SOME ARE TAUGHT WHAT'S RIGHT AND WRONG AND SOME WILL SIMPLY CONTRAST
WHERE I'VE BEEN I'LL TELL YOU, STORIES I'VE AMASSED.
SLEEPLESS SAM HAD PARTIED HARD ALL THE NIGHT
EVERY HOUR TILL MORNING BRIGHT
THEN ONE DAY HE LOST HIS SIGHT
STARING TOO CLOSE AT STROBE LIGHTS
SIX, TWO, ONE. ONE WASH, TWO NUMS, AND SIX HOUR SLUMBER
SIX, TWO, ONE, ONE GOAL OF MINE'S TO REPEAT THIS RHYME
SIX, TWO, ONE, SIX, TWO, ONE
HUNGRY HAL HAD NOT ONE BITE, HIS EMPTY WALLET WAS A FRIGHT
COULDN'T GRAB ONE BITE TO EAT, SEEN IT HAPPEN ON REPEAT
BAD SMELL BOB HAD B.O. BAD, MADE THE CON-STAFF VERY MAD
SO THEY MADE A SPECIAL RULE, SO YOU WOULDN’T SMELL LIKE STOOL
SIX, TWO, ONE. ONE WASH, TWO NUMS, AND SIX HOUR SLUMBER
SIX, TWO, ONE, ONE GOAL OF MINE'S TO REPEAT THIS RHYME
SIX, TWO, ONE, SIX, TWO, ONE
MISTER FOX DON'T FORGET THIS, DON'T DISMISS! DON'T DISMISS!
AND DON'T FORGET THE RULE SIX, TWO, ONE
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Con Suite
01:02
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I'VE GOT A CON SUITE
A GREAT BIG CON SUITE!
IT'S GOT MANY CONVENIENCES:
THE FRONT DESK SENDING SERVICES
CON SUITE!
A GIANT CON SUITE!
I GOT THAT ROOM ON THE MIND
THIS HOTEL LOOKS SO DAMN REFINED!
THE WAY THE ELEVATORS DING
THE FOOD AROUND, IT'S EVERYTHING!
THE WAYS I'LL FILL MY BELLY MORE
I'LL DANCE UNTIL MY ANKLE’S SORE!
GOT A CON SUITE
A GREAT BIG CON SUITE!
IT'S GOT MANY CONVENIENCES
THE FRONT DESK SENDING SERVICES
CON SUITE!
A GIANT CON SUITE!
I GOT THAT ROOM ON THE MIND
THIS HOTEL LOOKS SO DAMN REFINED!
WITH ALL MY LUCK I'LL FIND A DIAMOND
SELL IT, MAKE MY VERY OWN HEDGE FUND
I’LL START A FURCON OF MY OWN
MY MOM WILL THINK I'M BAD TO THE BONE!
I'VE GOT A CON SUITE
A GREAT BIG CON SUITE!
IT'S GOT MANY CONVENIENCES
THE FRONT DESK SENDING SERVICES
CON SUITE!
A GIANT CON SUITE!
I WANT FUN PERKS, IS THAT A CRIME?
I WANNA DO THIS STUFF ALL THE TIME!
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Where's My Song
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WHERE'S MY SONG? I NEVER HAD CHANCE TO SING SOLOS.
WHERE WAS THE MOMENT? DID I MISS A CUE?
OR MISS A SLEW? I KNOW WHAT I'M TO DO!
I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL
AS I STOMP IN MORSE: DISSATISFACTION WITH THE
WRITER FAILING TO LET ME SING IN THIS MUSICAL THING!
WHERE'S MY SONG? I SENSE A BIAS AGAINST FOXES SONGS.
THIS ISN'T RIGHT, IN FACT IT'S SUPER WRONG!
MINE SHOULD BE LONGER, MUCH MUCH LONGER!
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The Dragon Within
01:58
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MAIBU
LONE WOLF WITH QUESTIONS
FOR THE DRAGON WITHIN ME
I WAS LOCKED UP IN MY BODY
AND TODAY I FOUND THE KEY
LONE WOLF, A DROP OUT
WITH A DESKTOP IN MY CAVE
I WAS BLINDED BY REFLECTIONS
OF THE SPECIES I WAS GAVE
NOW THAT I KNOW WITH NO UNDERTOW
THAT MY JOURNEY WON’T BE ALONE
LENOH
YOU CAN PLAY PRETEND SO LONG
SPALDING
THEN YOUR SOUL GETS OVERDRAWN
AUTUMN
IF YOU TRUST IN HOW YOU FEEL
BARON
THEN THE DRAGON WILL TURN REAL!
MAIBU
LONE WOLF WITH QUESTIONS
FOR THE DRAGON WITHIN ME
I WAS LOCKED UP IN MY BODY
AND TODAY I FOUND THE KEY
NOW THAT YOU KNOW
WITH NO UNDERTOW
THAT YOUR JOURNEY
WON’T BE ALONE!
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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Khord Kitty Oakdale, California
Raised in Rochester, NY and Saratoga, CA, Khord Kitty has been writing music since he was 11. He earned a Bachelors of Music from San Jose State University in 2010. He's performed concerts in fursuit at Mephit Furmeet, Furry Migration, and Indy Fur Con. ... more